We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Mom said you looked used
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He shit in the fireplace
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