I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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