that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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