is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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