As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize