Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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