O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
