How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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