Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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