Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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