I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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