he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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