It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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