Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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