Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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