I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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