I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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