We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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