Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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