so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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