I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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