: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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