your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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