haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
