im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
You did what with his pubic hair?
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