like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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