last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
ttyl tear gas
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize