we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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