"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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