he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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