I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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