My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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