there's paper in my vomit.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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