Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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