I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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