You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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