I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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