We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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