Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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