Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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