ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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