Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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