Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need to calm my uterus...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
