I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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