How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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