i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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