Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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