btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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