it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
