dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Alive.
So much puke
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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