He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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