I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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