what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
