): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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