In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
