At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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